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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the designer break up with their font?","punchline":"Because it wasn't their type.","id":436}
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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}
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