{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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Kalif Raymond is an American professional football wide receiver and return specialist for the Detroit Lions of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Holy Cross Crusaders. Raymond joined the Lions in 2021 and was a second-team All-Pro punt returner in 2022 and 2024. He was also the NFL punt return yards leader in 2024, despite missing five games. Raymond previously played in the NFL for the Tennessee Titans, New York Jets, New York Giants and Denver Broncos.
"}{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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