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Takarafuji Daisuke is a Japanese professional sumo wrestler. He made his professional debut in January 2009, reaching the top makuuchi division in July 2011. He wrestles for the Isegahama Stable. The highest rank he has reached is sekiwake. He has not missed a bout in his career to date.
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Joseph W. McAlpin was an American politician. He served as a Democratic member of the Florida House of Representatives.
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