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{"type":"dad","setup":"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?","punchline":"In case they get a hole in one!","id":378}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}