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South New Castle is a borough in central Lawrence County, Pennsylvania, United States. The population was 649 at the 2020 census. It is primarily a residential community which lies south of the city of New Castle, and is part of the Pittsburgh metropolitan area. The borough will officially be annexed into nearby Shenango Township on January 1, 2026.
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